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Sleep, Bed and Sex

Sun, Aug 30, 2009

For Adults Only •Sleep, Bed & Sex

                   TAKING A WOMAN TO BED FOR A SLEEP

 What is the difference between girls/women aged: 

9, 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69, and 79 ?


   8 years

At 9: You take her to bed and tell her a story 
 

  

 18 year
  

 

 

 At 19: You tell her a story and take her to bed 

   28 years

 
 At 29: You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed
   

 

 

 

 

 

38 years
  At 39: She tells you a story and takes you to bed 
  

 

 

 

48 years
At 49: She tells you a story to avoid going to bed     

 

  68 years

 

 

 

At 59: You stay in bed to avoid her story

 

 

 

 

  58 years

 At 69: If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story! 

 78 years
 

 

 

 At 79: What story??? What bed???

         Who the hell are you???

 

 

 

 

According to the Canadian Census Bureau:

  •  190,374 people are having sex right now
  •  212,130 are kissing
  •  1 poor soul is reading THIS JOKE, and 
  •  You hang in there sunshine!!!!

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