TAKING A WOMAN TO BED FOR A SLEEP
What is the difference between girls/women aged:
9, 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69, and 79 ?
At 9: You take her to bed and tell her a story
At 59: You stay in bed to avoid her story
At 69: If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
At 79: What story??? What bed???
Who the hell are you???
According to the Canadian Census Bureau:
- 190,374 people are having sex right now
- 212,130 are kissing
- 1 poor soul is reading THIS JOKE, and
- You hang in there sunshine!!!!