Sleep, Bed and Sex

Sun, Aug 30, 2009

For Adults OnlySleep,Bed&Sex

                   TAKING A WOMAN TO BED FOR A SLEEP

 What is the difference between girls/women aged: 

9, 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69, and 79 ?

 8 years

At 9: You take her to bed and tell her a story 


 18 year



 At 19: You tell her a story and take her to bed 

 28 years

At 29: You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed






38 years
 At 39: She tells you a story and takes you to bed 




48 years
At 49: She tells you a story to avoid going to bed 


  68 years




At 59: You stay in bed to avoid her story





  58 years

 At 69: If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story! 

 78 years



 At 79: What story??? What bed???

         Who the hell are you???





According to the Canadian Census Bureau:

  •  190,374 people are having sex right now
  •  212,130 are kissing
  •  1 poor soul is reading THIS JOKE, and 
  •  You hang in there sunshine!!!!

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